Me.

Ask me anything.   This is yours   I hope to be a teacher one day, but for that to happen I will probably need to grow up. Unfortunately all of my attempts to do so have been shut down by my childlike sense of wonder and inability to behave responisbly.

twitter.com/theteamneedsyou:

    tanku:

    this post is here to remind everybody that “gråtrunka” is the swedish word for “crying while masturbating”

    (via godofmischeif)

    — 2 days ago with 16609 notes

    sofuckingbeautifulbaby:

    lokigodofbadassery:

    on getting the Glamour 2012 “Man of the year” award

    Falls short? Tom have you even seen that Mjolnir of yours?!?

    Fanfiction has ruined the word “manhood” so much that I thought he was talking about penises.

    (Source: girl-with-one-eyee, via jeremy-ruiner)

    — 3 days ago with 2209 notes
    #Enough now  #if I don't stop now i'll never get to fucking work  #I'm too old for this 

    godofmischeif:

    WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD AT THIS

    (tom actually has an insanely ridiculously unfairly unreasonably pERFECT taste in music though omfg

    check this out okay- it’s all the music he’s posted on his twitter. or you can check out my personal favorites u kkno u kno~~)

    — 3 days ago with 7631 notes
    #OMG STOP  #I'm obsessed  #this is a fucking sickness 

    jeremy-ruiner:

    theneverendingdrums:

    auditoryassault:

    I hate the word homophobia.

    It is not a phobia.

    You are not scared.

    You are just an asshole.

    what if someone had an actual phobia though

    like with people who are arachnaphobic

    a gay person comes into their house and they stand on a chair screaming and swatting them with a broom or something

    #or they get a really huge glass to put over the gay person #and then slide a big piece of paper underneath and put them outside

    (via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

    — 3 days ago with 82366 notes